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 vs. Chewbacca
| Han Solo:
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(Sweeping the bones from Chewie's dinner into the airlock) I've got a GOOD feeling about this!
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The End
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vs. Yoda
| Yoda:
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(To Luke, looking out over the swamp) The first lesson, young Skywalker, will be: 'How not to park X-Wings on top of Yoda's sex toys!'
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The End
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vs. Tarzan
Tarzan: Yes, noisy girls can go all way to top of volcano. It safe.
The End
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vs. Tower Bridge
| Policeman:
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(to bridge operator) So, what you're saying is that you think you saw a bus drive onto the bridge as you pulled the lever?
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The End
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Courtier:
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Actually, Your Royal Highness, I believe it is customary to stop moving the sword once it makes contact with the shoulder.
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The End
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vs. Lex Luthor
| Superman:
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Sorry, ladies. I can't save you from this dastardly murder machine, because, um... Er... I hear a cat stuck up a tree!
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The End
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vs. Falling Sales
| Agent:
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(Priming shotgun) Sorry, Girls; but it worked for Elvis, and it worked for Lennon....
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The End
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| Oppenheimer:
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...and to think that I was worried that the bomb might not have practical uses!
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The End
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vs. Dorothy
| Dorothy:
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Why are there five pairs of feet sticking out from under the house, Toto?
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The End
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| Yum Yum:
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...I agree that they had to be punished, but I think using a mincing machine might have been a little excessive!
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The End
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vs. A 5 Year Old
5 Yr old Tyrannosaur:
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Hmmmm... I fancy something spicy for lunch...
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The End
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I'm going to have to stop giving in to these urges!
.....in the road...
...The next dog in line squatted and crapped on the stain in the road...
...The next dog in line squatted and crapped on the stain in the road...
...The next dog in line squatted.......
(Never) The End
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