APPENDIX A

Sample transcript of a discussion between aliens in their “second” language.

Alien 1:  SUP

Alien 2:  SUXOR! MY TRANE S3T BRØK3!

Alien 1:  SUCX 4U!

Alien 3:  SUXOR@SUXOR.SUX!

Alien 2:  WTF DO I DO NOW!!!1

Alien 1:  DUDE

Alien 3:  OMG!!!! I GOTTA IDEA!!!!!!!!

Alien 1:  U ROCK!

Alien 3:  WE TELL TEH N0ØBS TH3Y GOTSTA MAKE SHIPS WITH ZOOS ON EM!!!

Alien 2:  DUDE!!!1! YOU DA MAN!!!!

Alien 1:  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alien 2:  ROXOR!!!

Alien 3:  K! L3TS DO IT!!!