The APIHNA World Dictionary

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This month, from The APIHNA Book of the Month Club:
The Long Confession	Rev. Ivor Liszt
How to Get to the Front	Jocelyn le Queue
Acceleration Made Simple	Stefan DeGaz
Deceleration Made Simple	Stefan DeBrejk
Only Two Minutes before the Bus Leaves	Willy Maykitt (illustrated by Betty Wont)
Fifty Yards to the Outhouse	Willy Maykitt (illustrated by Betty Wont)
The Cliff Tragedy	Eileen Dover
The Haunted House	Hugo Fürst
Army Munitions	Major Jump
Making Furniture	Chester Drawes
The Wallflower	Honor Todd
Get Rich Quick	Robin Banks
How To Draw a Pint of Stout	Murphy Slaw
How To Mix Spirits	Scott Chandrei
Rusty Bedsprings	I. P. Knightley
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