The APIHNA World Dictionary

Appendix M

The APIHNA Anthem
(Lyric by Alfred Armstrong)

When I was just a little girl
I asked my mother
What is a quay?
Is it a carpark?
Is it a fish?
Here's what she shrieked at me:

Quay sera sera,
Why in hell are you asking me?
It's all in the diction'ry
Quay sera sera.

When I grew up and fell in love
I asked my lover
What is a quay?
Is it a vodka?
Is it a troll?
Here's what he snarled at me:

Quay sera sera,
Why the fuck are you asking me?
Look in the bleedin' diction'ry
Quay sera sera.

Now I have children of my own
They ask their mother
What is a quay?
Is it a willy?
Is it a poo?
I yell at them ceaselessly

Quay sera sera,
You brats are the death of me
Go look in a diction'ry
Quay sera sera.
Quay sera sera,
Shut your noise when I count to three
I'll clout you with the diction'ry
Quay sera sera.
Quay sera sera!