The APIHNA World Dictionary
Appendix P
Commonly Misused Phrases |
Box-phile: | lover of cardboard packaging. |
Cat a tonic: | feline revitaliser. |
Ceiling wax: | shiny finish for the upper surface of your room. |
Fine toothcomb: | implement for removing the really tiny crud left behind after flossing. |
Haste makes waist: | said the gourmet to the glutton. |
Lessor of two evils: | a lawyer who owns an apartment block. |
Right to chews: | the rallying cry of Dog's Lib. |
Villain of the peace: | a corrupt police officer. |
Villain of the peas: | someone who commits crimes with vegetables. |
Villain of the piece: | body-part snatcher. |
Write of reply: | response by letter. |
Write to choose: | a postal vote. |