| Whose Who's Who? |
| Bignall (v): | to make grand gesticulations signifying nothing. |
| Denislaw: | a law of nature by which one's downfall is brought about by a once-favoured son. |
| Don Quixote: | a pretentious ass. |
| Einstein (person): | The German chap who got a reputation for buying only the first beer. |
| Evelyn Wood: | malicious tree sprites. |
| Fleming: | posting insults on alt.chat.south-africa. |
| Frank Zappa (n): | a microwave oven. |
| Hegel: | young lady made while the sun shines. |
| Heindl: | an upper class doorknob. |
| Hobbit: | item of collectors' paraphernalia. |
| Humphrey Bogart: | graffito found in a deodorised toilet stall. |
| Laird: | ugly upper class Celt. |
| Leonberger: | fat-free junk food. |
| NancyB: | a robotic grandmother. |
| Newton: | what one gets after the old ton is used up. |
| Norman: | cubist. |
| Phil Lip: | Duke of Edinburgh. |
| Reuben (v): | what rich young dandies do when they go out in the country for a lark. |
| Rex Reed: | Command to an intelligent dog. |
| Royal Family: | an oxymoron. |
| Sauvage: | a particularly vicious kind of pork product. |
| Shaker's Pear (thingy): | a simple piece of wooden folk art. |
| Sheikh's peer (thingy): | another sheikh. |
| Wallace (n): | skilled bricklayer. |
