The SGDVD Series
Spice Girls Die Violent Deaths.  A beautifully perverse series concept, which follows in the tradition of original fairy tales -- where Red Riding Hood's granny had her throat torn out her skin being used by the wolf as a disguise and the Sandman ripped kids' eyes from their sockets to feed to his young.  A superb platform for vicious humour!
The SGDVD site had been going for over a year, before I came across it (Long before Celebrity Deathmatch!).  I joined in the fun for the simple reason that it can be incredibly enjoyable to write totally unbridled, bloodthirsty stories.
These are the pages I have written for the site.
With the exception of the Quickies (which are a thing apart don't forget to hover over the pictures and the headlines), they are in the order in which they were written.
Spice Girls v. Barney Everyone's favourite dinosaur!
Spice Girls v. Katie How to deal with mindless flamers. The language used mirrors the real Katie's.
Spice Girls v. A Piece of String Doesn't the title say enough?
Spice Girls v. Dracula The Lord of Evil!
Spice Girls v. the Animorphs Nothing to do with pussies or beavers, honest!
Spice Girls v. the Rugrats An honest-to-goodness standard SGDVD format story!  (It's full of in-jokes, though. Best not to read it first)
Spice Girls v. The Battle of Marathon Elizabeth Barrett Browning's finest hour -- thoroughly desecrated in the name of SGDVD!
Spice Girls DVD Quickies I In a rush?  No time for long, drawn-out grisly murders?  Try these!
Spice Girls DVD Quickies II In a rush?  No time for long, drawn-out grisly murders?  Try these, too!!

The Original SGDVD Series
The original Spice Girls Die Violent Deaths site has disappeared from the net and I can't find Cloud, for the moment so I've decided to put up the few SGDVD stories of his that are, for one reason or another (mainly because I made graphics for them) still on my LAN including his masterpiece Phantom Menace story!
If anyone else has off-line copies, let me know so I can add them to the archive.

Hey!  Someone had off-line copies, so I added them!

Spice Girls v. Godzilla
Spice Girls v. Star Trek: The Next Generation
Spice Girls v. Power Rangers
Spice Girls v. Bizarro Spice Girls
Spice Girls v. The X-Files
Spice Girls v. Transformers
Spice Girls v. Batman
Spice Girls v. Austin Powers
Spice Girls v. Scooby Doo
Spice Girls v. South Park
Spice Girls v. Jurassic Park
Spice Girls v. The Phantom Menace
Spice Girls v. Survivor
Spice Girls v. Dragonball Z
Spice Girls v. Aliens
Spice Girls v. The Backstreet Boys
Spice Girls v. Blair Witch
Spice Girls v. Buffy
Spice Girls v. Command & Conquer
Spice Girls v. Destiny's Child
Spice Girls v. Charles Dickens
Spice Girls v. Elian Gonzalez
Spice Girls v. The Exorcist
Spice Girls v. Final Fantasy 7
Spice Girls v. It
Spice Girls v. Jerry Springer
Spice Girls v. Philip Marlowe
Spice Girls v. Michael Myers
Spice Girls v. Mortal Kombat
Spice Girls v. The Planet of the Apes
Spice Girls v. Preacher
Spice Girls v. Red Dwarf
Spice Girls v. Sailor Moon
Spice Girls v. Sandman
Spice Girls v. Santa
Spice Girls v. Seinfeld
Spice Girls v. Sesame Street
Spice Girls v. Spice World
Spice Girls v. Starship Troopers
Spice Girls v. Star Wars
Spice Girls v. The View
Spice Girls v. The Titanic
Spice Girls v. Tomb Raider
Spice Girls v. Twister
Spice Girls v. The World Wrestling Federation
Spice Girls v. Xena
Spice Girls v. The X-Men
Spice Girls Four Funerals and a Wedding
SGDVD Special Report
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