The SGDVD Series | |
Spice Girls Die Violent Deaths. A beautifully perverse series concept, which follows in the tradition of original fairy tales -- where Red Riding Hood's granny had her throat torn out – her skin being used by the wolf as a disguise – and the Sandman ripped kids' eyes from their sockets to feed to his young. A superb platform for vicious humour!
The SGDVD site had been going for over a year, before I came across it (Long before Celebrity Deathmatch!). I joined in the fun for the simple reason that it can be incredibly enjoyable to write totally unbridled, bloodthirsty stories. These are the pages I have written for the site. With the exception of the Quickies (which are a thing apart – don't forget to hover over the pictures and the headlines), they are in the order in which they were written. |
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Spice Girls v. Barney | Everyone's favourite dinosaur! |
Spice Girls v. Katie | How to deal with mindless flamers. The language used mirrors the real Katie's. |
Spice Girls v. A Piece of String | Doesn't the title say enough? |
Spice Girls v. Dracula | The Lord of Evil! |
Spice Girls v. the Animorphs | Nothing to do with pussies or beavers, honest! |
Spice Girls v. the Rugrats | An honest-to-goodness standard SGDVD format story! (It's full of in-jokes, though. Best not to read it first) |
Spice Girls v. The Battle of Marathon | Elizabeth Barrett Browning's finest hour -- thoroughly desecrated in the name of SGDVD! |
Spice Girls DVD Quickies I | In a rush? No time for long, drawn-out grisly murders? Try these! |
Spice Girls DVD Quickies II | In a rush? No time for long, drawn-out grisly murders? Try these, too!! |
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